Well done, Shane. Congratulations on a DK milestone!
As usual, I'm late to the celebration. Shane, I'm happy for your success, but I am dismayed to learn that most of the party snacks were ravaged prior to my arrival. The Hershey's Miniatures are gone, as are the Hot Pockets and Totino's Pizza Rolls. The bowl of pistachio nuts is almost empty, except for the ones that are practically impossible to open.
All that's left is 1/2 container of low fat cottage cheese. What am I supposed to do with that?!