Let's make this happen. I could make a pretty persuasive argument for being number one on the poser list.
I die the instant I so much as think about point-pressing because just looking at the bottom hammer makes the game infinitely harder, I'd never heard of Donkey Kong or arcade games until the King of Kong was available to Watch Now on Netflix, I hate, fear, avoid, and suck at all video games that are not Donkey Kong-related, I'm addicted to MAME (I play every day), and my self-esteem is based solely around how everyone feels about me and my accomplishments in relation to these facts.
ChrisP for Poser President, 2013.