No hammer submission: 485,xxx (I forget the last bit)
Really really crazy game. Cleared the first 9 levels on first man. Lots of yolo/moses firebeard shenanigans.
Craig's 485,700 no hammer score (ending on L15-3), achieved on 01/14/2014, has been verified.
The No-Hammer High Score List has also been updated.
Congratulations, Craig. You managed to survive a number of dicey situations, and have climbed from #21 to #7 on the HSL. To the best of my knowledge, you are also the first board member to use the word "shenanigans" in a forum post.
I look forward to your future submissions. Perhaps "skullduggery" or "brouhaha" will make its forum debut.