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Offline ChrisP

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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2013, 10:09:03 pm »
I figure the forum has been oiled up nicely, so I posted a link in the sidebar of my blog. Bring on the noobs!

Incidentally, if you wanna use the image I made, have at it.

Another quick blog update or two are coming soon...
« Last Edit: March 07, 2013, 10:11:13 pm by ChrisP »
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4 Quarters :-* - 800K Avg. Per Qtr. :o - No Restarts 8) - No Proof :'(

7/26/2013   Coin 35,946   710,800   18-1
7/28/2013   Coin 35,947   903,700   22-1
8/16/2013   Coin 35,948   694,100   17-6
8/17/2013   Coin 35,949   893,100   22-1

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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2013, 10:22:14 pm »
Awesome Chris! I like it! I'll put it up tomorrow. 8)

Thanks!

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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2013, 10:27:03 pm »
It was just going to be text, but in that drawing Jumpman looks like he's saying "Point of order!" or "Consider THIS!" so I couldn't resist.
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4 Quarters :-* - 800K Avg. Per Qtr. :o - No Restarts 8) - No Proof :'(

7/26/2013   Coin 35,946   710,800   18-1
7/28/2013   Coin 35,947   903,700   22-1
8/16/2013   Coin 35,948   694,100   17-6
8/17/2013   Coin 35,949   893,100   22-1

3,201,700: the $1 World Record?
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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2013, 10:30:11 pm »
Ditto! That is sweet Chris. It's very exciting having such a tight, well acquainted, and team-like community of Kong players that are able to pull their skills/knowledge together. Thanks for all your work you do on the blog as purely a labor of love (love... Donkey Kong!?... is that even possible?!!!!) ;) .
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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2013, 10:44:00 pm »
No need to thank me, it's fun!

I think I drive a couple people crazy (one whose initials are DS) by not updating it more often, but I take that as the highest compliment.

I'd rather go slow but steady than burn out on it and move on.
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4 Quarters :-* - 800K Avg. Per Qtr. :o - No Restarts 8) - No Proof :'(

7/26/2013   Coin 35,946   710,800   18-1
7/28/2013   Coin 35,947   903,700   22-1
8/16/2013   Coin 35,948   694,100   17-6
8/17/2013   Coin 35,949   893,100   22-1

3,201,700: the $1 World Record?
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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #35 on: March 16, 2013, 04:49:47 am »
TOURNAMENT UPDATE: 6 games of running boards and I haven't even broken 400K. I want to play more but I've been up for 21 hours so I guess I'll follow my dumb brain's instructions to get some sleep and come at it again.
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4 Quarters :-* - 800K Avg. Per Qtr. :o - No Restarts 8) - No Proof :'(

7/26/2013   Coin 35,946   710,800   18-1
7/28/2013   Coin 35,947   903,700   22-1
8/16/2013   Coin 35,948   694,100   17-6
8/17/2013   Coin 35,949   893,100   22-1

3,201,700: the $1 World Record?
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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2013, 04:31:08 pm »
This is going to be too long, but I'm gonna talk through my Donkey Kong hangover.

Obviously this tournament wasn't my finest hour. In fact, my performance was so weak that I would actually use the word "surprised" before "disappointed."

- I started a total of 21 games.
- I had 10 false starts (aborted before L5)
- Of my 11 full games, my top 3 were 647,700, 583,700, and 461,100

That's bad!

I chopped all of my streams into individual games. My total in-stream time was 10 hrs and 45 minutes. In fact, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I played longer than anybody else. Which makes my sub-par performance even more bewildering.

All I wanted from this tourney was to knock out a simple 850-875K kill screen. Based on the last tourney, I thought that might be good enough for top 3. And based on my results over the last year, I thought I could do it without incident.

Since my first MAME kill screen in December 2011 up until the start of the tournament, I'd played just under 30 full "top hammer only" games, and three of those were kill screens. So it seemed to be a roughly 1-in-10 proposition.

Yesterday showed otherwise! 11 full games and I came up way short. Oh well.

What was great about this tournament were all of the things I learned from it.

Lesson 1: I need to PRACTICE before one of these. On two occasions in 2012, I walked up to the machine and got a kill screen after not having touched the game in months, and made some erroneous conclusions because of it.

I'm going back to the more common-sense approach of erring on the side of preparation. I wasted all of the Friday night session just getting back into the swing of things (dying on springs, not "thinking right" on the rivets, etc.), and it continued when I started the afternoon session. I feel like I finally got all the rust knocked off right around the time I was starting to get fatigued. D'oh!

Lesson 2: Speaking of fatigue, mental factors aside, a long session on the arcade machine is actually *physically* exhausting! I'd never played for more than 2 or 3 hours at a time on the cab. By the end, my body (arms and back mostly) was actually more tired than my brain. Maybe I get into it too much, but when I'm completely tensing up my upper body and knocking the joystick left or right with all of my strength, it's almost like a workout.

Lesson 3: The field is becoming better and better, and I'm not. You know things are getting real when a one-day tournament, one that excludes the top 10 players, nonetheless produces six 900K+ scores. I mean, holy crap! So I'm going to need to decide whether I want to try to shape up and get serious again or let this game pass me by. (I could go either way on that, honestly. I don't know if I'm willing to put in the time and effort I'd need to get as good as even the medium-tier players of today.)

Lesson 4: I hate, hate, HATE the freaking pie factory!!! The fireballs on my machine just happened to schedule their Bottom Conveyor Dance Festival for March 16th. It was merciless. Even L3 pie factories were beastly, and my second-best play of the tournament came during one of them. I saw them coming and said "bite my crank, I'm NOT going to let you kill me like this again, and definitely not on L3":

The mythical double jump!

This was number one - the "play of the day" for me. I generally start panicking and do something stupid when a fireball climbs onto my girder, but I managed to remain calm and work through this situation. I definitely got lucky, but I think I took decent advantage of the luck:

Sassy bottom fireball

Thanks to everyone who stopped by to say good luck!
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4 Quarters :-* - 800K Avg. Per Qtr. :o - No Restarts 8) - No Proof :'(

7/26/2013   Coin 35,946   710,800   18-1
7/28/2013   Coin 35,947   903,700   22-1
8/16/2013   Coin 35,948   694,100   17-6
8/17/2013   Coin 35,949   893,100   22-1

3,201,700: the $1 World Record?
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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #37 on: March 17, 2013, 04:39:54 pm »
Is anyone else having trouble with Twitch highlights and videos in general?

I'm getting no timecode on some of these. My first highlight there claims to be 24 seconds, but then it just keeps going after the highlighted part, and there's no time code or progress bar on the bottom.
http://donkeykongblog.blogspot.com

4 Quarters :-* - 800K Avg. Per Qtr. :o - No Restarts 8) - No Proof :'(

7/26/2013   Coin 35,946   710,800   18-1
7/28/2013   Coin 35,947   903,700   22-1
8/16/2013   Coin 35,948   694,100   17-6
8/17/2013   Coin 35,949   893,100   22-1

3,201,700: the $1 World Record?
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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #38 on: March 17, 2013, 07:23:23 pm »
yeah i had trouble with highlight too, i wanted to chop it right after i entered initials but it just keeps going...


man i felt like i played way too much DK for one day but 11 games is pretty hardcore!

i know what you mean about the physical stress, after a few hours on the cab i had to switch to mame from the sofa, and i took a bath in muscle soak before my final session on the cab  ;D

dont beat yourself up for underperforming...im super pleased with my result, but i was a single death away from finishing below you, DK is just one of those games...

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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #39 on: March 17, 2013, 07:50:08 pm »
Is anyone else having trouble with Twitch highlights and videos in general?

I'm getting no timecode on some of these. My first highlight there claims to be 24 seconds, but then it just keeps going after the highlighted part, and there's no time code or progress bar on the bottom.

Yes, I have had similar issues...if you upload them to youtube, they are no longer broken.
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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #40 on: March 18, 2013, 04:19:06 am »
ADDENDUM: My total streaming time (~11 hours) was topped by Ben and Phil. I may be missing someone else, I didn't check everyone.

I don't know how much "dead time" either of them had, but both of them streamed for more than 16 hours. Wow!

Perhaps somebody would be up for iron-manning the next one? Just playing straight through the entire 24 hours. It would be so miserable! I kind of want to do it!
« Last Edit: March 18, 2013, 04:21:23 am by ChrisP »
http://donkeykongblog.blogspot.com

4 Quarters :-* - 800K Avg. Per Qtr. :o - No Restarts 8) - No Proof :'(

7/26/2013   Coin 35,946   710,800   18-1
7/28/2013   Coin 35,947   903,700   22-1
8/16/2013   Coin 35,948   694,100   17-6
8/17/2013   Coin 35,949   893,100   22-1

3,201,700: the $1 World Record?
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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2013, 01:47:07 am »
I have been getting curb-stomped by DK for weeks.

So this game right HYEAH felt like a soul massage from God.

619,700 14-6! (990K pace)

There's hope for a million after all.

Also, here's this:
http://donkeykongblog.blogspot.com/2013/03/back-to-back-benziger-snatches-another.html
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4 Quarters :-* - 800K Avg. Per Qtr. :o - No Restarts 8) - No Proof :'(

7/26/2013   Coin 35,946   710,800   18-1
7/28/2013   Coin 35,947   903,700   22-1
8/16/2013   Coin 35,948   694,100   17-6
8/17/2013   Coin 35,949   893,100   22-1

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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2013, 04:37:31 pm »
I'm just going to put this out in the open as a confessional or whatever so that I can stop being neurotic about it:

It's possible that nobody has noticed this, but the idea that people have and aren't saying anything out of politeness is anxiety-inducing, so just in case it HAS been noticed, the "Edited" tag appears at the bottom of my posts a lot. Probably like 80% of them. I apologize if anyone finds it annoying, but I am completely obsessive about any and all text that comes out of my keyboard and can't leave anything alone. I edited manuscripts for a living for years and it broke my brain. If there is something that can be improved, or (god forbid) a typo, I am almost physically incapable of refraining from fixing it.

So there it is. I am a compulsive post-editor.

*deep sigh of relief*
« Last Edit: April 27, 2013, 04:40:05 pm by ChrisP »
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4 Quarters :-* - 800K Avg. Per Qtr. :o - No Restarts 8) - No Proof :'(

7/26/2013   Coin 35,946   710,800   18-1
7/28/2013   Coin 35,947   903,700   22-1
8/16/2013   Coin 35,948   694,100   17-6
8/17/2013   Coin 35,949   893,100   22-1

3,201,700: the $1 World Record?
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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2013, 05:44:01 pm »
I'm just going to put this out in the open as a confessional or whatever so that I can stop being neurotic about it:

It's possible that nobody has noticed this, but the idea that people have and aren't saying anything out of politeness is anxiety-inducing, so just in case it HAS been noticed, the "Edited" tag appears at the bottom of my posts a lot. Probably like 80% of them. I apologize if anyone finds it annoying, but I am completely obsessive about any and all text that comes out of my keyboard and can't leave anything alone. I edited manuscripts for a living for years and it broke my brain. If there is something that can be improved, or (god forbid) a typo, I am almost physically incapable of refraining from fixing it.

So there it is. I am a compulsive post-editor.

*deep sigh of relief*

You won't hear a peep out of me, as I'm a somewhat regular offender myself.

For the record, I don't find it the least bit annoying.  On a few occasions, I've read your original message, then returned to the thread after a new reply had been posted.  If I notice the "Last Edit" tag, I'll review your post to see if I can figure out what was modified.  It's a mental exercise I can't resist.  Sometimes I can spot the change easily.  Other times not so much, either because the difference is subtle, or too many hours had passed since I read it the first time.

By the way, I'm probably guilty of mismatched verb tenses in the preceding paragraph, but I tend to let those go.


EDIT:  I didn't actually change anything.  I just wanted to edit my reply as a show of solidarity.   :)

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Re: Mr. Donkey Blog
« Reply #44 on: April 27, 2013, 06:08:50 pm »
Haha. No problem, Chris. I do the same thing, but I only ever really put the big 'EDIT:' at the bottom of my posts if the actual content has been changed significantly and it has been a while since I originally posted that particular post. Otherwise, for typos and very-quick-content-changes-after-I-just-posted fixes are not outright declared or made obvious. Editing, in the way in which you use it, is not annoying to me at all and is perfectly acceptable.
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