A Master List of DK Anxiety Disorders

[VON]

I'd just start posting pictures at that point.

[JNugent]

Ha!  Strangely enough, Ross announced a short time ago on Allen's stream that he apparently spilled something on his keyboard, and would be looking to get a new one!  (6th keyboard so far...)

How about an alternate definition for our fireball whispering friend?

Vonophobia

The fear of getting a great deal on a new keyboard, only to discover that 3 critical keys are missing:

D   8   =

[stella_blue]

Cheetahphobia

An obsessive aversion to any declarative sentence not punctuated with both ! and :-)

[stella_blue]

It's been more than a year since I last updated this list.

I'll create a new entry right now:

Adamonophobia

The inexplicable fear of connecting a microphone to an open USB port   

[Adam_Mon]

[f_symbols]

I'd like to buy a Gotem

[stella_blue]

Massive style points for the headset-sporting kappa.   

[Zmick_tricK]

I'd like to buy a Gotem

f_symbolophobia - Fear of losing sleep on account of a good start that would take hours to play through.

Zmickophobia - Fear of never getting better at this game no matter what you do.

[ebinsugewa]

Wagsophobia - The fear that no one will post in the list forum

[TheSunshineFund]

Wagsophobia - The fear that no one will post in the list forum

What in the

[stella_blue]

Wagsophobia - The fear that no one will post in the list forum

If Steve doesn't already suffer from this phobia, he will when he finishes reading what follows:

Wagsophobia

The paralysis-inducing fear of opening an email message with the subject line:  "95% Discount on St. Louis Cardinals VIP Package", only to discover that it contains every Steely Dan setlist from the 2015 summer tour.   

Relax, it was just a bad dream.

[stella_blue]

Stellaphobia

The fear of being falsely accused of the aforementioned Steely Dan email prank, resulting in grievous bodily harm.

[TheSunshineFund]

Abuse.