Mario is a P.T. Barnum sideshow freak! Don't believe me? Check out Mario's nose. It's almost twice the size of his hands, and a little larger than his feet. So right now go and take off your shoe. Put that shoe by the side of your nose. Now look in the mirror. Could you imagine a real life person with a nose that big? Of course not! If he did he would be hidden behind a curtain with the circus handlers charging $5 just to see the rhino nosed human! So there I said it. Mario is a freak of nature. Someone had to finally speak up about it, and someone is me!