DK players be like

[homerwannabee]

After watching the genius video of mandersandpoopoo where she explains how different cultures be like, I decided to ask the question. What do different arcade game players be like?
So here is my hypothesis on the varied genre of video game players.
DK players be like,   YOLO
DKJr players be like.  I want a banana
DK3 players be like, whatevs
Nibbler players be like, I need Ben Gay
Missile Command players be like, phallic symbols are cool
Centipede players be like, I like chick games
and Galaxian players be like, I can't hear high pitch noises.

[TheSunshineFund]

CAGDC users be like "Quick! Hide the gameplay"/"Wanna play me on Atari 7800 Qix?"

[f_symbols]

Splatterhouse players be like 

[hchien]

Centipede players be like, I like chick games

Hey, there's nothing wrong with playing Centipede, singing Beyonce or watching Frozen twice.

[Xermon54]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with playing Centipede, singing Beyonce or watching Frozen twice.

Amateur. I watched Frozen 4 times, and I've listened to the song:"Let it Go" at least 100 times. Try to beat that. 

[LMDAVE]

LOL, I was suckered into watching Frozen with my 12 year old this past weekend. So, I can relate.

OK, Back to the topic...

Donkey Kong players be like, "Hammers solve everything!"

[MJMeerman]

Nibbler players be like, I need Ben Gay

Nah we need Five-Hour Energies and a bottle of aspirin.

[Scoundrl]

Nibbler players be like AT THE KENCADE

[lakeman421]

DKF be like YOU BANNED JCB!!!

[marinomitch13]

How about we make it player specific?

During our more rage-ish moments:

Dean be like: I PUSHED THE F***ING BUTTON!!!!
Jeff Willms be like: Seriously?
Ross be like: Broken board. DK's slapping his sack on my face with broken boards. Good one Donkey Kong!
Robbie be like: &*$% YOU DONKEY KONG! YOU NEVER DO THAT, YOU NEVER DO THAT! UUUUGHHH! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Dave M. be like: Oh no!!!
Chris be like: Oh God. They're gonna trap me. The fireballs are gonna trap me. Oh no. Oh no. YEP! Yep. I told ya. They trapped me.
Phil be like: 1-2? wht da?
Allen be like: Turtleneck slut!
Corey be like: That's disappointing.
Hank be like: (gasping-ish) hahahahahahahah!
Billy be like: (Punches Bezel)
Vince be like: Please God. Please God. Oh please God. Fwuck dat Dwonkey Khonga! Shhit! Oh thank you! Oh thank you!

Feel free to contribute and make fun of me as well.   

[lakeman421]

How about we make it player specific?

During our more rage-ish moments:

Dean be like: I PUSHED THE F***ING BUTTON!!!!
Jeff Willms be like: Seriously?
Ross be like: Broken board. DK's slapping his sack on my face with broken boards. Good one Donkey Kong!
Robbie be like: &*$% YOU DONKEY KONG! YOU NEVER DO THAT, YOU NEVER DO THAT! UUUUGHHH! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Dave M. be like: Oh no!!!
Chris be like: Oh God. They're gonna trap me. The fireballs are gonna trap me. Oh no. Oh no. YEP! Yep. I told ya. They trapped me.
Phil be like: 1-2? wht da?
Allen be like: Turtleneck slut!
Corey be like: That's disappointing.
Hank be like: (gasping-ish) hahahahahahahah!
Billy be like: (Punches Bezel)
Vince be like: Please God. Please God. Oh please God. Fwuck dat Dwonkey Khonga! Shhit! Oh thank you! Oh thank you!

Feel free to contribute and make fun of me as well.   

Haha pretty spot on.  Mitch be like "Newsflash!"(Ten seconds later game over)

[danman123456]

Bwhahahaha

How about we make it player specific?

During our more rage-ish moments:

Dean be like: I PUSHED THE F***ING BUTTON!!!!
Jeff Willms be like: Seriously?
Ross be like: Broken board. DK's slapping his sack on my face with broken boards. Good one Donkey Kong!
Robbie be like: &*$% YOU DONKEY KONG! YOU NEVER DO THAT, YOU NEVER DO THAT! UUUUGHHH! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Dave M. be like: Oh no!!!
Chris be like: Oh God. They're gonna trap me. The fireballs are gonna trap me. Oh no. Oh no. YEP! Yep. I told ya. They trapped me.
Phil be like: 1-2? wht da?
Allen be like: Turtleneck slut!
Corey be like: That's disappointing.
Hank be like: (gasping-ish) hahahahahahahah!
Billy be like: (Punches Bezel)
Vince be like: Please God. Please God. Oh please God. Fwuck dat Dwonkey Khonga! Shhit! Oh thank you! Oh thank you!

Feel free to contribute and make fun of me as well.   

Haha pretty spot on.  Mitch be like "Newsflash!"(Ten seconds later game over)