I woke up this morning to learn of a major overnight development.
Ross "Stop Staring at the Enormous Package I'm Sporting" Benziger, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Congratulations, Ross! We all knew it was simply a matter of time. I couldn't be happier for you, my friend.
I was planning to spend much of today watching AMC's "Breaking Bad" marathon, but I suddenly feel compelled to generate a few game statistics first.