Donkey Kong Online Open: Kong Off 3 Wild Card Qualifier #2

[corey.chambers]

I may actually get to go to the Kong Off! Making arrangements now to see if everything would work out. Watch out testicles... Ross will be there.

[marinomitch13]

No need to worry about me. I'll be going to the KO3, but likely not competing. Just there for the friends... and burritos! 

[JohnTheLawnMan]

I'm highly offended my name was not on Chris' list.

I did 1.8M on my first man last night streamed live on twitch.....

No respect.....

[Simpsons99]

What do you mean   What da?

This top 8 thing is going rather well for me so far...

1. Phil Tudose: 1,051,600 <-- not going to KO3
2. Jeff Wolfe: 997,800
3. Corey Chambers: 964,500 <-- POSSIBLY not going to KO3
4. Ben Falls: 869,100 <-- not planning to take the wildcard spot
5. Robbie Lakeman: 851,300 <-- moved to main lineup
6. Jon Mckinnell: 753,600 <-- "very unlikely" to be going to KO3
7. Chris Psaros: 696,800     
8. Daniel Desjardins: 688,600

Of course, there are still way too many people for me to fear (not necessarily listed in order of fear):

- Dave McCrary (already locked in if he gets knocked out of the main lineup)
- Ross Benziger (will crush everybody's testicles the moment he decides to)
- Daniel Dock (a mil any day now)
- Jeff Harrist (fearless leader)
- Ethan Daniels (uh oh)
- Eric Tessler (the reigning WC champ)
- Daniel Desjardins (going big big big lately)
- Chris Icenhour (got that fresh kill screen confidence)
- Brian Allen (wht da)
- Mitchell Elliott (if he can get off the bottom girder)

Todd Lalonde is in traction, Johnathan McCourt doesn't play these, and I don't think Svavar or Christian are coming (?).

And this isn't even considering all these other George Riley-type guys who are poised to jump out of nowhere with a big game...

[ChrisP]

I don't think it means anything.

You just made me think of Allen, at that moment.

[Simpsons99]

I have seen a list of players signed up.. I do not know If my e-mail got there or not?

[dru]

I may actually get to go to the Kong Off! Making arrangements now to see if everything would work out. Watch out testicles... Ross will be there.

Should we all be fearing for our testicles?

By the way, anyone in Denver, CO that wants to compete in this at the 1up is welcome to join the DenverDK Players guild on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DenverDK and compete for free for additional, local cash prizes! Check out http://www.denverdk.com/tournaments for more info on that!

[dru]

No need to worry about me. I'll be going to the KO3, but likely not competing. Just there for the friends... and burritos! 

Are you talking about the random people on the street handing out burritos on Saturday nights? lol

[VON]

Are you talking about the random people on the street handing out burritos on Saturday nights? lol

Hey I ate one of those last year.  It may or may not have been dog meat, but it was delicious.

Disclaimer: I was annihilated.

[marinomitch13]

Are you talking about the random people on the street handing out burritos on Saturday nights? lol

Hey I ate one of those last year.  It may or may not have been dog meat, but it was delicious.

Disclaimer: I was annihilated.

Chipotle is my favorite. I love eeeeet!

[ChrisP]

Hey I ate one of those last year.  It may or may not have been dog meat, but it was delicious.

Chipotle is actually pretty famous for being totally non-sketchy in terms of ingredients.

McDonalds is what you want to avoid. Their meat consists of various horrific fillers soaked in ammonia.

That's what they say at least. Who the f knows what the truth is about anything anymore.

[VON]

I was talking about the street burritos that are sold on Saturday nights in downtown Denver. 

It's literally an old woman walking around with burritos in a warmer/cooler thingy.

Wiebe and Andrew Laidlaw both ate them and survived as well.

After 100 beers they tasted great.

[Simpsons99]

Wait  what nooooooooooooooo       It's only 24 hours  from 9pm Saturday night?   To 9PM  Sunday?

IF  so this completely Sucks BIGTIME.

[muscleandfitness]

wht da chris why wasnt my name in that list lol .. oh and brian allen wht da ..lol

[LMDAVE]

Yeah, I'm a little confused on the time, I know the first one was an all day Saturday event that started at 9PM Friday night, but went into Sunday because of a streaming error.

Is this #2 intended to start 9PM Saturday night and be an all day Sunday event? That's actually better for me, but just making sure that was the intention.