so maybe I should submit something
I will get to this later today, and edit this post when I'm finished.
EDIT: I have verified Scott's 879,100 and updated the HSL. His screenshots are accurate for those interested in the overall game statistics. Since Scott usually has some words of advice for other players, I'll do my best:
1) It's amazing how an unlucky 1-2 can ruin a decent 1-1. Maybe we should spend more time getting big rivets instead of big barrels.
2) Work on those 2x100 jumps on the top girder.
3) Level 3 pies: pwned
4) wht da no purse grabs on L4+ springs? I'm disappointed.
5) I wouldn't call the last death a careless mistake. DK gives, and DK takes.