I imagine Ross may be inspired to throw his asshat into the ring.
I would also nominate Ross as a participant for the Swear-Off as he would be a potential contender.
Haha please! You retard-fucking shit-molesters couldn't get within a giraffe dick of my skillz.
Actually, I'd much prefer to judge the contest. If I was selected as a judge, I would grade based upon the following three criteria: creativity, vulgarity, and venom.
For example, I would award creativity points for use of the term "cock-snorkel",...
venom points if a contestant threatened a game's antagonist, "You'd better bring a cock-snorkel you fucking monkey because I'm going to hold you under water until you learn to breath through your dick!"
and vulgarity points for completely over the top and disgusting commentary, "Then, just as you're learning to breath through your dick, I'm going to shit down the snorkel, into your dong, and fill your bladder with feces until it ruptures! Fuck you!"