Imagine if you guys all got together to form your own business.
Great idea. I propose we call our business "
Industries", and we'll act primarily as a wholesale distributor of rage compilation videos.
I'd like a position with an impressive-sounding, but otherwise meaningless title, and no real responsibilities. I've always wanted to interject questions like "What's the bottom line?" during conference calls, at seemingly random moments. I also wish to periodically instruct the department admin to "cancel all my afternoon meetings", and then leave the building without further explanation. That would be a nice perk.
The company cafeteria will have a Build-Your-Own-Burrito station, because Mitch will like that.
In addition to casual Fridays, "Lederhosen Tuesdays" has the potential to provide some entertainment value, at least until the novelty wears off.
At the moment, I can't think of any other critically important details.