I am an oldster. Growing up, I lived about 30 miles from the nearest grocery store, but I did live 5 miles away from a local skating rink (Hugo's Skateway). If anyone's taken the segment of Route 17 in Virginia that connects I-81 to I-95, you may have seen a giant roller skate on the side of the road. In the 70s and even until the late 80s, it was the only arcade within a half hour, and it was also known to be a haven of discrimination, see
https://openjurist.org/974/f2d/1408/johnson-v-hugos-skateway .
At any rate, living in the sticks, the only place we had for entertainment was Hugo's. I started going there in 4th and 5th grade, so about 9-10 years old (I was born late 1970). I didn't go to skate, I went for the arcade games. I vividly recall its pre-DK days, when there were 5-6 games against the wall - Asteroids, Pac-Man, Missile Command, Space Invaders, and Sea Wolf. There was also a Warlords game in another part of the skating rink. At first, I was fine w/ Asteroids, and I learned all the Pac-Man patterns, including 9th key, but at 10 years old, I was topping out in the high 700k range at Pac-Man.
As the golden age of arcade games blossomed, the number of games grew, and the rink built a separated room to the side for the "arcade", probably a dozen games, eventually adding Wizard of Wor, Scramble, Defender, Gorf, and finally Donkey Kong. For those of us who came for the games, DK was a revelation. I loved it from the get-go, and can remember being mesmerized by the colors of the pie factory screen. We were all 11-12 years old, so I can remember the first time I cleared the pie factory, and I remember my friend being the first one to clear the L4 springs. All we had to go on at the time was a rumor about these 4 springs in a row, and running on the fourth. At the time, my PB was 81,000. The same friend was the first to top 100k, in that game where he cleared the L4 springs.
I was addicted at that point, and I remember being the first on that machine to clear 200k, with a PB of 205k sometime in 1982, when I was 11. That's about as far as I got at the time, as the game list started growing to Mr. Do!, Track and Field, Xevious, and eventually Hyper Sports, Two Tigers, and DK Jr. I started getting addicted to vertical scrolling shooters, and especially button mashers. My DK days were over, or so I thought.
Sometime around 2006, my company hired a guy from California, and he'd been friends with Chris Kirmse, and he told me about MAME. I bought a multi-DVD set of MAME32 v0.90u1, with a couple thousand ROMs, and I started playing all the classics, but not a ton of DK. I still preferred consoles at that point, especially anything Mario or Nintendo.
In 2014, I found Retro Uprising (retrouprising.com), and its scoreboard and replay capabilities blew me away. I veered away from my own MAME to the convenience and competition on RU, where I first found people like Barra, Wolf, and QAOP Spaceman. Around that time, I also watched King of Kong, and I started playing a LOT of DK. I managed to get my pb over 300k (312,800), but I was still frustrated on the springs. A google search in 2016 (or so) led me here to DKF and the Spring Theory thread. I started using save states until I passed the springs 100x without dying. I got my PB up to 542,800 in 2017, I think to L=14. I started watching a lot of Wes, Robbie, and other streams, but I stopped playing DK. I crossed to the dark side and got a CK killscreen for a bounty (I AM a capitalist), but haven't dedicated enough time to DK practice to go any further. My goal apparently has become to be the Oldest Person to achieve a First Killscreen (I'm 48 and nowhere near the KS). I know HOW to do it, I just don't want to dedicate the TIME to do it. My job is killing me and is a veritable black hole of my time. DK KS is still high on my list of things to do before I'm 50, but time is running out. My main issue is barrels and learning NOT to point press. I obsess over my score and pace, and until I conquer that, I'm probably screwed. I have the utmost respect for those of you who can put the time in and get em.
So, I'm literally in my 38th year of playing this game and still no ks. I am the Ultimate Loser LOL.