Jump Coaster - fun for the first day, already been in another contest, fk this RNG-fest
Wall Street - I'm a child of the 80s, I appreciate the dark humor. I don't appreciate the b.s. mechanics, and WTF with only being able to shoot sideways?
Logger - Belongs forever in a Crap tourney. Game sucks donkey balls.
Hole Land - I actually enjoyed this one a little. A little. Once I blew up the Super Scrotal. I'll try this one again after this is over.
Guts n Glory - should be encased in cement and dropped to the bottom of the ocean. The Quota system is harder than a white kid trying to get into the Ivy Leagues these days. Mouse controls were the best for me, but the settings were just incomprehensible. No manner of sensitivity, speed, autorecenter made this remotely playable.
Firebeast - does have potential as a nice Lemmings/Dragon-y/Missile Command thing, but blows it all on microbial worms and a stupid design for the most important treasure levels Needs to die.
Route 16 - Love this throwback, just don't have time to memorize each maze and work out a decent strat. I may swing back to this post-tourney to see what I can do for a TG/MARP score. Not crap. Controls weren't too horrible
Splendor Blast - Also saw it's potential, but not challenging enough. Impossible? Yeah, absolutely, but too simplistically impossible if that makes sense. Devs could have done more to make this a great game and more challenging, but less impossible.
Dream Shopper Hate those fn holes, my character sure liked going into them. (no editing needed)
Pig Out (games about Pigs are getting harder to find, so we get a pass on this one). Enjoyable platformer, too bad it was so leech-able. Not crap in my book. Climbing up ladders was crap, but I liked it.
Hot Shocker - Played it twice, did well, controls were fked, but I could see giving this a few more goes. Not many, though. Different concept, which I liked.
Iron Horse - Rush n Attack, and if I didn't suck, it'd have been a little too easy. Nothing special, not my definition of crap. Boring, yes.
"These games can just suck it. Dream shopper, what the fuck am I shopping for?" EXACTLY.THIS.RIGHT.HERE.IT.SUCKS.
And the winner is Motos, man just fuck this game. The biggest hang up for me is that the timer is so fast, you feel so rushed that you don't even get to set up for attacking."
I forgot about Motos. What timer? I never got that far because this is the worst game ever of games. Arkanoid poser with fked physics that just wasn't fun AT ALL. Maybe it's because I was bullied in school, but this game was all "Push Tim over and over til he goes over the edge". Bad things happen when Tim goes over the edge.
