Top 50 Reasons why Billy Mitchell's DK WR tapes look like MAME but aren't

[Rev John]

47) The way the DK game is viewed is dependent on what tv program you taped over on the vhs cassette.

Taping over Happy Days, M*A*S*H, Different Strokes, Alf, WWF Wrestling, Cheers, The Wonder Years or The Golden Girls means your Arcade Game looks like Mame.

Taping over The Dukes of Hazzard, Full house, The A-Team, Hill Street Blues, CHiPS, The Cosby Show or Laverne and Shirley means your Arcade Game still looks like Arcade.

Unfortunately for Billy he recorded over an episode of Alf.

48) Because stunning new evidence shows he actually copied over The Cosby Show, clearly proving Billy to be innocent.  https://imgur.com/a/4A7AL  (Damn if I could get this pic to show properly argh!)

[CaptainJivePants]

Replacing 46) since it was a duplicate 'aliens' post.


46) "If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit." He used the Chewbacca defense.

[homerwannabee]

49) Because anyone who has the hairstyle of Jesus must be innocent 

[gstrain]

I have a feeling reason 50 may have a number of "sub-reasons".  Please continue to list them like 50(a), 50(b), 50(c) if they should arise.

[JCHarrist]

50(b)

[Mary McManus]

One of the top reasons: HE GOT PAID TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO FOOL YOU CHUMPS! He still walks away with thousands of dollars even if you do take away his TG scores..morons!

[Rev John]

50 (c) It's all logical, we all know that Billy partly controlled TG

So if Billy is guilty, then it means TG must be corrupt
And if TG is corrupt, then all their decisions are wrong
So if TG decides that Billy is guilty, then Billy must actually be innocent
So if Billy is innocent, that means that TG isn't corrupt
And if TG isn't corrupt, then all their decisions must be correct
So if TG decides that Billy is guilty, that means that, um
Less than 2/3 of a second, Bang that looks like MAME, I've seen Billy score 2M on Donkey Kong you haters the TV is reverse polarity unpossible

[gstrain]

50(d) - I never cheated. I told that to everyone lots of times. nobody believed me. and I've been playing in person all the time and how can I cheat? how fair is that? And I was on tv playing donkey kong and everybody was watching me for a crowd. how could I cheat?

50(e) - Please, help me , DKF it is lying about me.  DKF says that my records are cheated, but this is not true.  They say they are incredible scores.  But if I 'm good, that my fault ?  I want to leave DKF and TG because they are liars, any advice to get records.
I play games with an Arcade machine with direct feed to a laptop . I use the 4-way joystick.  I dont know how cheat mame, i m not programmer. I play only for hobby. if something is wrong with the videos I do not know why, but I assure you is not cheating.To show you that I'm not lying I will beat 1M of Donkey Kong in a real arcade machine . The best thing is to demonstrate the facts , not words.

[Alc]

50(e) - the VHS is a copy of the original, therefore you cannot judge it. Oh, but the original verification based on this copy is still totally valid.

(https://www.facebook.com/david.race.9/posts/2387863641239049)

[Rev John]

46) "If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit." He used the Chewbacca defense.

Here is the Chewbacca defence in action, from FaceBook.

46 (B) "Has anyone really thought about WHY there are "fingers" or "tails" in MAME?"  (Team Billy 1)

46 (C) "Good Question"  (Team Billy 2)

EDIT: Removing the names of the two people quoted

[benasselstine]

??) How can it be MAME when there isn't a trading card saying so?

https://imgur.com/a/NIU0k

[gstrain]

50(f) – The big stack of email printouts Billy waves around at conventions but his lawyer won’t let anyone look at proves Billy’s innocent.

50(g) – Billy scoring 1,047,500 on Twitch on 8/16/2018 proves he scored 1,047,200 in 2005.  Likewise the scores of over 1,047,500 since 2005 by Robbie Lakeman, John McCurdy, Wes Copeland, Dean Saglio, Jason Wade, Phil Tudose, Hank Chien, Mark Kiehl, Ross Benzinger, Vincent Lemay, Thomas Bauer, ACU AZU, J. P. Buergers, Steve Wiltshire, Dave McCrary, Jeff Willms, Jeff Wolfe, Tim Sczerby, Mike Groesbeck, Corey Chambers, Steve Wiebe, Scott Cunningham, Dan Desjardins, and Ethan Daniels prove they scored 1,047,500 in 2005 before Billy.

50(h) – Billy scored 1,050,100 on Twitch on 11/24/18, matching and proving his score of 1,050,200 from 1/13/2007.  Likewise, Rick Fothergill’s score of 3,333,270 in May 1999 matches the perfect Pac-Man score of 3,333,360 and proves Rick achieved the first perfect Pac-Man.

50(j) – Dwayne, Mruczek, and MTV were hacking videos to frame Billy several years before previously known.

[ersatz_cats]

50(k) - Actions in 2009 can affect events in 2006,

50(l) - When someone frames you, it's only natural to assume that three years later they would solicit many peoples' help in trying to frame you,

50(m) - Dwayne Richard has ascended from the ranks of mortals to attain command of the forces of the cosmos and of time itself,

50(n) - Jace Hall is the anti-Christ,

50(o) - Did you hear that thing about Barnstorming?

50(p) - Video games are made of magical fairy dust, you never know what they're gonna do!

[Weehawk]

50(q) "ground glitch"

[Pearl]

50r) because a 150 page essay proves it isnt