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Re: A Master List of DK Anxiety Disorders
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2013, 02:02:51 pm »
I'd just start posting pictures at that point.

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Re: A Master List of DK Anxiety Disorders
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2013, 03:37:16 am »
Ha!  Strangely enough, Ross announced a short time ago on Allen's stream that he apparently spilled something on his keyboard, and would be looking to get a new one!  (6th keyboard so far...)

How about an alternate definition for our fireball whispering friend?

Vonophobia

The fear of getting a great deal on a new keyboard, only to discover that 3 critical keys are missing:

D   8   =



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Re: A Master List of DK Anxiety Disorders
« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2014, 05:10:38 am »

Cheetahphobia

An obsessive aversion to any declarative sentence not punctuated with both ! and :-)

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Re: A Master List of DK Anxiety Disorders
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2015, 06:34:36 am »

It's been more than a year since I last updated this list.

I'll create a new entry right now:

Adamonophobia

The inexplicable fear of connecting a microphone to an open USB port   ;)

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Re: A Master List of DK Anxiety Disorders
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2015, 08:40:52 am »
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Re: A Master List of DK Anxiety Disorders
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2015, 10:53:52 am »
I'd like to buy a Gotem
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Re: A Master List of DK Anxiety Disorders
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2015, 12:22:55 pm »

Massive style points for the headset-sporting kappa.   8)

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Re: A Master List of DK Anxiety Disorders
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2015, 03:46:10 pm »
I'd like to buy a Gotem
f_symbolophobia - Fear of losing sleep on account of a good start that would take hours to play through.

Zmickophobia - Fear of never getting better at this game no matter what you do.
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Re: A Master List of DK Anxiety Disorders
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2015, 09:18:32 pm »
Wagsophobia - The fear that no one will post in the list forum
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Re: A Master List of DK Anxiety Disorders
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2015, 04:43:45 am »
Wagsophobia - The fear that no one will post in the list forum

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Re: A Master List of DK Anxiety Disorders
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2015, 06:36:38 am »
Wagsophobia - The fear that no one will post in the list forum

If Steve doesn't already suffer from this phobia, he will when he finishes reading what follows:

Wagsophobia

The paralysis-inducing fear of opening an email message with the subject line:  "95% Discount on St. Louis Cardinals VIP Package", only to discover that it contains every Steely Dan setlist from the 2015 summer tour.   <gasp>

Relax, it was just a bad dream.

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Re: A Master List of DK Anxiety Disorders
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2015, 06:56:46 am »

Stellaphobia

The fear of being falsely accused of the aforementioned Steely Dan email prank, resulting in grievous bodily harm.

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Re: A Master List of DK Anxiety Disorders
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2015, 08:00:04 am »
Abuse.
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