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Offline Milehighdt

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Secrets of my success
« on: November 03, 2013, 06:26:55 pm »
After careful reflection I find it is time to reveal the secret of my rapid score improvement. Some have questioned how a 900K player could somehow get 1.05 and then 1.1 and today I have to say that I put up 1.15 mil on my donkey Kong.

I was on the track of every other hopeful DK player trying to unravel the mysteries of the masters, studying every move to gain the elusive wisdom hidden in their games. Then a few months ago I heard a rumor of a Donkey Kong master who had spent his entire life living the donkey way. He was unknown to any high score list and in fact spent his time far removed from any other player. The Government knew of his existences, tracking him and his band deep into the wilds of Arizona. A group of agents was sent out with orders to bring him in. The Master was caught unawares and was brought to a correctional facility in Canon City, CO.  He spent a year there without his identity known, just a number until I found out about his sad fate. Sandy and I were able to arrange a visit to the prison where the master made himself available to us. I was surprised at how easy it was to get him released to our custody with a small financial incentive. During the time between then and now I have ingratiated the Donkey Kong to me with small gifts and quality time. He has responded by revealing the deepest secrets of donkey kong that has led up to my rapid growth and the ability to put up 1.15 mil today on my donkey “Kong”.

I have also found one that lives DK junior and will push him for information soon.

As of now DK three is still elusive

Eat your hearts out. ;)

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« Last Edit: November 03, 2013, 07:56:40 pm by Milehighdt »
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Re: Secrets of my success
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2013, 06:44:01 pm »
lol
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Offline ChrisP

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Re: Secrets of my success
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2013, 06:49:26 pm »
What an ass! ;D
http://donkeykongblog.blogspot.com

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7/26/2013   Coin 35,946   710,800   18-1
7/28/2013   Coin 35,947   903,700   22-1
8/16/2013   Coin 35,948   694,100   17-6
8/17/2013   Coin 35,949   893,100   22-1

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Re: Secrets of my success
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2013, 06:50:47 pm »

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Re: Secrets of my success
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2013, 06:52:21 pm »
Yes, a fine ass indeed.
http://donkeykongblog.blogspot.com

4 Quarters :-* - 800K Avg. Per Qtr. :o - No Restarts 8) - No Proof :'(

7/26/2013   Coin 35,946   710,800   18-1
7/28/2013   Coin 35,947   903,700   22-1
8/16/2013   Coin 35,948   694,100   17-6
8/17/2013   Coin 35,949   893,100   22-1

3,201,700: the $1 World Record?
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Re: Secrets of my success
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2013, 06:57:19 pm »
Ironically soon enough I will be elusive, and probably almost impossible to track down.

« Last Edit: November 04, 2013, 07:28:30 am by homerwannabee »
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I broke the Donkey Kong record by accident
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2013, 08:59:26 pm »
After Jeff put 1.15M on his donkey, Kong, I accidentally broke the Donkey Kong record.

« Last Edit: November 03, 2013, 09:01:44 pm by hchien »

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Re: I broke the Donkey Kong record by accident
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2013, 03:36:54 am »
After Jeff put 1.15M on his donkey, Kong, I accidentally broke the Donkey Kong record.



Nope Hank, old Mary has the record for broken records.
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Re: Secrets of my success
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2013, 01:59:42 pm »
He broke the record for being a broken record about having broken a record.
http://donkeykongblog.blogspot.com

4 Quarters :-* - 800K Avg. Per Qtr. :o - No Restarts 8) - No Proof :'(

7/26/2013   Coin 35,946   710,800   18-1
7/28/2013   Coin 35,947   903,700   22-1
8/16/2013   Coin 35,948   694,100   17-6
8/17/2013   Coin 35,949   893,100   22-1

3,201,700: the $1 World Record?
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