You know, once in a while it is my pleasure, and my privilege, to acknowledge here in the Donkey Kong Forum, some of the truly great international gamers of our time. And today we have one such gamer. Ladies (if there are any) and gentlemen, someone whom I've always personally admired, perhaps more deeply, more strongly, more abjectly than ever before. A man, well more than a man, a god, a great god, whose talent is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of praise sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Someone whose boots I would gladly lick clean until holes wore through my tongue, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same stage with him. Ladies and gentlemen, I refer to the incomparably superior human being, Justin Elliot!
Just kidding. I have absolutely no idea what is being referred to in this thread, and Googling some relevant phrases doesn't come up with anything.
