While less adventurous gamers spent the long summer of 1983 staring slack-jawed at the likes of Crystal Castles and Donkey Kong 3, the more discerning folk in the know were (and are) dropping apples on squirrels.
A riddle wrapped in an enpigma, if there's one place on earth we can pay hoggage to this Sega classic, it's right here.
First law of scoringI never sausage a scoring system. The points you get from collecting eggs and killing enemies depends on the number of axes you have picked up. I can't be arsed going past level 4, but I assume the trend continues. So it seems to be worthwhile to go axe-hunting before egg collecting, a tactic incidentally used by pigs in the wild.
One thing of note is that the thingummy that displays the scores when you kill a baddie only seems to go up to 4 digits, so you get only 6000 instead of the logical 16000 for killing squirrels on L4 with 3 axes. What do you expect from a chit game?
Gamm on!