Sick rhymes and joystick times,
Undermines, one Zmick, the arcade lines.
JUMPS to the front- not a CAG gamesman to stop him,
From Splat! gatling gunning and Do Don Pop and Lockin'
Not some one trick pony, nor some beatnik phony,
Named "The Tamer of the MAME" or "Hall of Famer of a Gamer.
Subatomic Robotron n' Bubbles bubblin overclocking,
Speedrun timers tick n' tocking emulator overstocking,
Contra, Zelda, followers flocking,
PB Jelly time and rocking...
WHERE HE AT, WHERE HE AT?
THERE HE GO, THERE HE GO!
Zmick is ousting Sinistar n Jousting for Position (Pole).
Zmick is breaking Donkey Kong n making Junior know his role.
Twitch is where he twitches,
Look up all his vids.
Want his high scores? Silly rabbit,
Zmick Tricks aren't for kids.
