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General Donkey Kong Discussion => General Donkey Kong Discussion => Topic started by: homerwannabee on August 20, 2014, 09:19:49 am

Title: DK players be like
Post by: homerwannabee on August 20, 2014, 09:19:49 am
After watching the genius video of mandersandpoopoo where she explains how different cultures be like, I decided to ask the question. What do different arcade game players be like?
So here is my hypothesis on the varied genre of video game players.
DK players be like,   YOLO
DKJr players be like.  I want a banana
DK3 players be like, whatevs
Nibbler players be like, I need Ben Gay
Missile Command players be like, phallic symbols are cool
Centipede players be like, I like chick games
and Galaxian players be like, I can't hear high pitch noises.
Title: Re: DK players be like
Post by: TheSunshineFund on August 20, 2014, 09:41:19 am
CAGDC users be like "Quick! Hide the gameplay"/"Wanna play me on Atari 7800 Qix?"
Title: Re: DK players be like
Post by: f_symbols on August 20, 2014, 10:21:15 am
Splatterhouse players be like  BibleThump
Title: Re: DK players be like
Post by: hchien on August 20, 2014, 11:47:01 am
Quote from: homerwannabee on August 20, 2014, 09:19:49 am
Centipede players be like, I like chick games

Hey, there's nothing wrong with playing Centipede, singing Beyonce or watching Frozen twice.
Title: Re: DK players be like
Post by: Xermon54 on August 20, 2014, 12:18:33 pm
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Hey, there's nothing wrong with playing Centipede, singing Beyonce or watching Frozen twice.

Amateur. I watched Frozen 4 times, and I've listened to the song:"Let it Go" at least 100 times. Try to beat that.  <Walter>
Title: Re: DK players be like
Post by: LMDAVE on August 20, 2014, 01:25:30 pm
LOL, I was suckered into watching Frozen with my 12 year old this past weekend. So, I can relate.

OK, Back to the topic...

Donkey Kong players be like, "Hammers solve everything!"
Title: Re: DK players be like
Post by: MJMeerman on August 20, 2014, 07:16:10 pm
Quote from: homerwannabee on August 20, 2014, 09:19:49 am
Nibbler players be like, I need Ben Gay

Nah we need Five-Hour Energies and a bottle of aspirin.
Title: Re: DK players be like
Post by: Scoundrl on August 20, 2014, 09:12:05 pm
Nibbler players be like AT THE KENCADE
Title: Re: DK players be like
Post by: lakeman421 on August 20, 2014, 09:55:16 pm
DKF be like YOU BANNED JCB!!!
Title: Re: DK players be like
Post by: marinomitch13 on August 20, 2014, 11:25:14 pm
How about we make it player specific?

During our more rage-ish moments:

Dean be like: I PUSHED THE F***ING BUTTON!!!!
Jeff Willms be like: Seriously?
Ross be like: Broken board. DK's slapping his sack on my face with broken boards. Good one Donkey Kong!
Robbie be like: &*$% YOU DONKEY KONG! YOU NEVER DO THAT, YOU NEVER DO THAT! UUUUGHHH! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Dave M. be like: Oh no!!!
Chris be like: Oh God. They're gonna trap me. The fireballs are gonna trap me. Oh no. Oh no. YEP! Yep. I told ya. They trapped me.
Phil be like: 1-2? wht da?
Allen be like: Turtleneck slut!
Corey be like: That's disappointing.
Hank be like: (gasping-ish) hahahahahahahah!
Billy be like: (Punches Bezel)
Vince be like: Please God. Please God. Oh please God. Fwuck dat Dwonkey Khonga! Shhit! Oh thank you! Oh thank you!

Feel free to contribute and make fun of me as well.  ;D  <popcorn>
Title: Re: DK players be like
Post by: lakeman421 on August 21, 2014, 01:28:18 pm
Quote from: marinomitch13 on August 20, 2014, 11:25:14 pm
How about we make it player specific?

During our more rage-ish moments:

Dean be like: I PUSHED THE F***ING BUTTON!!!!
Jeff Willms be like: Seriously?
Ross be like: Broken board. DK's slapping his sack on my face with broken boards. Good one Donkey Kong!
Robbie be like: &*$% YOU DONKEY KONG! YOU NEVER DO THAT, YOU NEVER DO THAT! UUUUGHHH! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Dave M. be like: Oh no!!!
Chris be like: Oh God. They're gonna trap me. The fireballs are gonna trap me. Oh no. Oh no. YEP! Yep. I told ya. They trapped me.
Phil be like: 1-2? wht da?
Allen be like: Turtleneck slut!
Corey be like: That's disappointing.
Hank be like: (gasping-ish) hahahahahahahah!
Billy be like: (Punches Bezel)
Vince be like: Please God. Please God. Oh please God. Fwuck dat Dwonkey Khonga! Shhit! Oh thank you! Oh thank you!

Feel free to contribute and make fun of me as well.  ;D  <popcorn>
Haha pretty spot on.  Mitch be like "Newsflash!"(Ten seconds later game over)
Title: Re: DK players be like
Post by: danman123456 on August 21, 2014, 04:07:40 pm
Bwhahahaha

Quote from: lakeman421 on August 21, 2014, 01:28:18 pm
Quote from: marinomitch13 on August 20, 2014, 11:25:14 pm
How about we make it player specific?

During our more rage-ish moments:

Dean be like: I PUSHED THE F***ING BUTTON!!!!
Jeff Willms be like: Seriously?
Ross be like: Broken board. DK's slapping his sack on my face with broken boards. Good one Donkey Kong!
Robbie be like: &*$% YOU DONKEY KONG! YOU NEVER DO THAT, YOU NEVER DO THAT! UUUUGHHH! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Dave M. be like: Oh no!!!
Chris be like: Oh God. They're gonna trap me. The fireballs are gonna trap me. Oh no. Oh no. YEP! Yep. I told ya. They trapped me.
Phil be like: 1-2? wht da?
Allen be like: Turtleneck slut!
Corey be like: That's disappointing.
Hank be like: (gasping-ish) hahahahahahahah!
Billy be like: (Punches Bezel)
Vince be like: Please God. Please God. Oh please God. Fwuck dat Dwonkey Khonga! Shhit! Oh thank you! Oh thank you!

Feel free to contribute and make fun of me as well.  ;D  <popcorn>
Haha pretty spot on.  Mitch be like "Newsflash!"(Ten seconds later game over)