The Allen Staal retirement thread

[homerwannabee]

This thread is meant to keep track of Allen Staal's retirements and returns to the game of Donkey Kong.
I'll start it off.  On May 4th, 2023, Allen Staal officially retired from the game of Donkey Kong for the umpteenth time.
His official resignation was Fkk Vs gme Im done.
Please keep us updated if Allen Staal returns to playing Donkey Kong

[muscleandfitness]

DADFKK 

[Simpsons99]

There's too many times in has retired in the 10 plus years of playing this game. Most of his retirements are within the last 6 years. 

Times have really changed for Allen.

 How many times has he said I am not going for a million points anymore I am just running boards?

[jammvyy]

 

[Weehawk]

His official resignation was Fkk Vs gme Im done.

If Lou Gehrig had thought of that, baseball history would have taken a very dark turn.

And might be a lot more interesting today.

[muscleandfitness]

Brian Pls 

[Simpsons99]

Brian Pls 

https://www.gofundme.com/f/jwvczg-help-save-my-house?utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

[muscleandfitness]

Hi sir Hopefully i can contribute to colleens fundraiser next week .   

[Simpsons99]

Thank you Allen!

[Dallas Taylor]

Hey Mr. Allen,

Who is Colleen to you? Mother, sister...? I want to share the fundraiser on facebook, but I don't want to misidentify your relationship to her.

[Simpsons99]

thanks for asking she is my Mom . If you can not donate please share it. Thank you everyone