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The Allen Staal retirement thread
« on: May 04, 2023, 01:17:38 pm »
This thread is meant to keep track of Allen Staal's retirements and returns to the game of Donkey Kong.
I'll start it off.  On May 4th, 2023, Allen Staal officially retired from the game of Donkey Kong for the umpteenth time.
His official resignation was Fkk Vs gme Im done.
Please keep us updated if Allen Staal returns to playing Donkey Kong
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Re: The Allen Staal retirement thread
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2023, 03:14:57 pm »
DADFKK  <Allen> <Allen>
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Re: The Allen Staal retirement thread
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2023, 10:06:35 pm »
There's too many times in has retired in the 10 plus years of playing this game. Most of his retirements are within the last 6 years. 

Times have really changed for Allen.

 How many times has he said I am not going for a million points anymore I am just running boards?

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Re: The Allen Staal retirement thread
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2023, 01:09:14 pm »
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Re: The Allen Staal retirement thread
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2023, 06:51:34 am »
His official resignation was Fkk Vs gme Im done.
If Lou Gehrig had thought of that, baseball history would have taken a very dark turn.

And might be a lot more interesting today.
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Re: The Allen Staal retirement thread
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2023, 04:13:21 am »
Brian Pls  <Allen> <Allen>
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Re: The Allen Staal retirement thread
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2023, 11:50:59 pm »
Hi sir Hopefully i can contribute to colleens fundraiser next week .   :)
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Re: The Allen Staal retirement thread
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2023, 07:31:43 pm »
Thank you Allen!
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Re: The Allen Staal retirement thread
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2023, 04:35:55 pm »
Hey Mr. Allen,

Who is Colleen to you? Mother, sister...? I want to share the fundraiser on facebook, but I don't want to misidentify your relationship to her.
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Re: The Allen Staal retirement thread
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2023, 04:36:43 pm »
thanks for asking she is my Mom . If you can not donate please share it. Thank you everyone
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