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The list of animals that you've hit with a vehicle

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homerwannabee:
As a trucker I hit flying stuff, and running things on occasion.  So why not a list of animals you've hit with a vehicle.
1.  Dog
2. Rabbits
3.  Pigeon
4. Butterflies
5. Flies
6. Gnats
7. Sparrow
8. Ants
Ok, now what critters have you hit?

dnickolas:
Love reading that as "space dog" and "space pigeon." Look out spaceman!

Guessing that someone hit a moose, someone hit a deer.

QAOP Spaceman:
 <gasp>

Kewydee_17:
Not hit any animals but had a wasp fly inside my crash helmet on motorbike
It was walking about on the inside of my glasses  <gasp>


I have never pulled over so quick and taken helmet off so fast.


Now I keep the visor down all the time.
Feckin wasps  <mad>

Fly:
I've mopped up 100's of cabbage butterflies going up and down I-5 every summer. Fk 'em!  Call yourself a butterfly when you're actually a moth? <thefinger>

And I've seen a few bees and wasps stuck to my radiator on every car I've owned. Fk them too.  That was fk or bee fked. <thefinger>


But yesterday a Fig Beetle flew rt in front of me. It was about a block from my house. I felt bad. I used to keep them as pets when I was a kid. I made them rub lotion on their skin. I liked them.  ;) As soon as I pulled into my driveway I jumped out of my car and went to see if he became one with my radiator.   :-/ BOOM! he flew right by my big dumb face!  <gasp> He's alive!  ;D

But my cousin ran the fk over a big German Shepard.  :'( Pulled a bitch and finished him off cuz he saw him pulling himself across the street with no back half.  <gasp>  :'( Cut that fker in half and he was trying to run!  :-/

Fk you Riley, for asking such a morbid question. Fk you!

Hec

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