After careful reflection I find it is time to reveal the secret of my rapid score improvement. Some have questioned how a 900K player could somehow get 1.05 and then 1.1 and today I have to say that I put up 1.15 mil on my donkey Kong.
I was on the track of every other hopeful DK player trying to unravel the mysteries of the masters, studying every move to gain the elusive wisdom hidden in their games. Then a few months ago I heard a rumor of a Donkey Kong master who had spent his entire life living the donkey way. He was unknown to any high score list and in fact spent his time far removed from any other player. The Government knew of his existences, tracking him and his band deep into the wilds of Arizona. A group of agents was sent out with orders to bring him in. The Master was caught unawares and was brought to a correctional facility in Canon City, CO. He spent a year there without his identity known, just a number until I found out about his sad fate. Sandy and I were able to arrange a visit to the prison where the master made himself available to us. I was surprised at how easy it was to get him released to our custody with a small financial incentive. During the time between then and now I have ingratiated the Donkey Kong to me with small gifts and quality time. He has responded by revealing the deepest secrets of donkey kong that has led up to my rapid growth and the ability to put up 1.15 mil today on my donkey “Kongâ€.
I have also found one that lives DK junior and will push him for information soon.
As of now DK three is still elusive
Eat your hearts out.
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