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Offline marinomitch13

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Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« on: September 15, 2013, 09:04:35 pm »
These ideas need to be listed and people who are willing to get them made need to be found. I bet if someone stepped up to the plate people'd be more than willing to repay the orderer for the costs. Maybe make some profit too! ;)

I already have my hands full with school and the DK manual, so, unfortunately, I don't feel as though I can volunteer myself. Just wanted to get a thread started on it is all.


Here's the list so far (I'll edit this list as we come up with them):

-The McMantis Shirt: Mantis on front, "Poser Pace" on back.
-The Swear-Off Shirt: Q*bert with uncensured curse word
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Re: Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2013, 09:34:11 pm »
Ethan has a good mockup of this potential shirt already I think.    :)
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Re: Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2013, 09:39:10 pm »
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Re: Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2013, 09:58:12 pm »
How about "Pace?!!!" on the front, "Get a rope!" on the back? Would we use that picture on the front and a hangman's noose on the back?
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Re: Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2013, 10:46:47 pm »
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Re: Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2013, 10:58:08 pm »
WTF is this "mantis" thing all of a sudden??
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Re: Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2013, 01:11:50 am »
WTF is this "mantis" thing all of a sudden??

It's close to "Manus", as in Mary Mc, as in poser pace.

But you know what sounds even closer to Manus?  Man ass.  Let that inspire a t-shirt.

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Re: Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2013, 03:58:49 am »
We can do any kind of shirt with Allen's quotes, like "JRTFBDN" "BRIAN ALLEN" "n-n-n-n-n-n-n FUCK!" "I'm the worst fking player in fking Donkey Kong in fking history" "Fking keyboard!" "Fk you Jumpman you fking asshole" etc.

Or maybe Brian Allen's quote: In the front:"Fk you Ken House"
At the back:"Stop being a fking dick"

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I don't know, something like that.
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Re: Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2013, 05:43:57 am »
As a play on Brian Kuh's Kill Screen coming up, the Gieco Camel saying "Guess what board it is? Guess. what. board. it. is." (Of course, this could work better for level 12-2 also since that's the hump board).



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Re: Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2013, 05:47:57 am »
WTF is this "mantis" thing all of a sudden??

It's close to "Manus", as in Mary Mc, as in poser pace.

But you know what sounds even closer to Manus?  Man ass.  Let that inspire a t-shirt.

I thought that at some point Allen said McMantis during his stream, which kicked off the craze but I could be wrong. 
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Re: Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2013, 06:25:45 am »
HAHA sounds great im in.
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Re: Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2013, 06:50:53 am »
I thought the mantis thing spawned from someone's facebook comment...they took a pic of a mantis on a glass window and then commented with "McMantis".  I forget who did this...but that's the first time I saw "McMantis".

Also I already have a shirt planned out, I think.  I need artist's permissions first.
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Re: Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2013, 06:55:52 am »
I thought the mantis thing spawned from someone's facebook comment...they took a pic of a mantis on a glass window and then commented with "McMantis".  I forget who did this...but that's the first time I saw "McMantis".


That was Ethan's I think.  I wasn't sure if Allen had mistaken it for Mantis on his stream prior to that or not.
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Re: Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2013, 07:15:52 am »
I thought the mantis thing spawned from someone's facebook comment...they took a pic of a mantis on a glass window and then commented with "McMantis".  I forget who did this...but that's the first time I saw "McMantis".


That was Ethan's I think.  I wasn't sure if Allen had mistaken it for Mantis on his stream prior to that or not.

Yeah, I can confirm that it was Ethan who posted that pic, Mike. Not sure who made the first mention of it with reference to McManus though.
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Re: Kong Off Shirt Ideas
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2013, 08:55:07 am »
One night allen was taking about how "Sabersky" played in the WQ2, and he said Mcmantas, it was something along the lines of  "Oh, so mary mcmantas is Mista' sabersky."  Then a few days later I got to work and found a Mantis on my window.  The mantis is a rarely seen insect that likes to devour other insects,  McManus is a rarely seen DK player who also attempts to devour other DK players.

Zorak just happens to be the most presentable Mantis IMO; he is from the Space Ghost saga.

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