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Title: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: homerwannabee on May 25, 2013, 07:58:09 pm
This is the one death that for whatever reason just drives you up the wall.  Deaths that will make you want to use every single cuss word in the book, plus a a few foreign ones as well.

OK, I'll get this started.  I could name a few, but one for me gets me going like no other.   Mainly because it's a complete result of me being a bonehead in the game.  For me it's dying on the ladder.  It doesn't matter where in the game  Rivets, Pie Factory, Barrel, or even Elevator boards.  Almost all of them is completely due a lamebrain move on my part.

So how bout you.  What is your one death that just drives you crazy?
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: f_symbols on May 25, 2013, 08:11:55 pm
I hate when I accidentally jump into the Monkey  :o

I also hate dying on level 22 before the screen-kill bug kicks in...
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: marinomitch13 on May 25, 2013, 08:23:27 pm
I hate when I die from overzealously over-pressing the barrels. I have this really bad, almost masochistic, habit of literally trying to cheat death by running headlong into situations that are, for all practical purposes, unsurvivable. I guess I just like the feeling of pretending like I am that one remaining spartan warrior charging tauntingly towards imminent death; or, that I am like an explorer from an age gone by, trying desperately to find a new route to scale a treacherous mountain.

I also figure, in some cases, it's hard to tell what is possible to achieve if you don't ever try.

And, yeah....I really hate it that DK always wins.  >:(
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: corey.chambers on May 25, 2013, 08:44:57 pm
I hate it when you are in the midst of your best million point attempt and you can't even jump over a stupid barrel, or two.  :'( I have been haunted by it since.
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: LMDAVE on May 25, 2013, 08:51:00 pm
Its funny I was just talking about this during my last session, stuff like that the game relies on randomness instead of skill when doing a fireball jump. I'm in a place in the game where I execute the perfect fireball jump, only to have it turn around underneath you. Frustrating, but the skill in the game is avoiding those random situations.

Another will probably being getting hit by a wild barrel wild in mid air, most times when you look at the replay you see the wild barrel was released before you jump, so that means, it could have been avoided with the right peripheral vision, but there are times when it is after you are in the air, but some will say you should never jump in that area. which we all know is BS when you're in the zone.

Frustrating game. But I love it.
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: stella_blue on May 25, 2013, 09:15:37 pm

I pretty much take it all in stride, but if I had to choose, I'd go with any death that seems to be the result of a jump button misfire.  The most common occurrence is on the barrel board, at the top of the center ladder connecting the 3rd and 4th girders.  I'll climb that ladder, racing an oncoming barrel (on the 4th girder) to the top, knowing that it's going to be close.  I'll get there first, with enough separation to execute a back jump.  I face right, press the jump button, and . . . nothing.  The barrel rolls into me, and I'm well on my way to another game over.

Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: hchien on May 25, 2013, 11:46:37 pm
Wild barrel on 4-3 after spending an hour trying to get a start.
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: ChrisP on May 26, 2013, 02:16:16 am
Wild barrel on 4-3 after spending an hour trying to get a start.

Definite contender for the win.

L4 wild barrels taught me to warp. I have never looked back.
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: syscrusher on May 26, 2013, 08:09:16 am
After having finally gotten a start, dying on L5-1 like Ethan did the other day. :) Pain!
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: Scoundrl on May 26, 2013, 08:37:48 am

I pretty much take it all in stride, but if I had to choose, I'd go with any death that seems to be the result of a jump button misfire.  The most common occurrence is on the barrel board, at the top of the center ladder connecting the 3rd and 4th girders.  I'll climb that ladder, racing an oncoming barrel (on the 4th girder) to the top, knowing that it's going to be close.  I'll get there first, with enough separation to execute a back jump.  I face right, press the jump button, and . . . nothing.  The barrel rolls into me, and I'm well on my way to another game over.

This is probably the reason most of my sessions end short. I dont mind the game killing me or me doing stupid shit but the jump button timing really makes my blood boil.
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: NesSumSimpson on May 26, 2013, 09:19:48 am
When your trying to outsmart a fireball and all of a sudden it kicks into warp drive, heads down the ladder and kills you.
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: craighiphopfish on May 26, 2013, 10:34:49 am
I hate dying because why wife yells at me to go to bed.  Weak.
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: JCHarrist on May 26, 2013, 11:28:27 am



Death from above (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rboCUdb91C0#)
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: Svavar on May 26, 2013, 02:41:49 pm
I hate when I accidentally jump into the Monkey  :o

know that feeling haha
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: Milehighdt on May 27, 2013, 11:51:28 am
I hate when I'm leeching points from the fireball on the elevators and the fire burns me across the gap.
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: Bliss1083 on May 27, 2013, 03:41:46 pm
The 2 phone call deaths that happen when my concentration went out the door! had 300k with only one death point pressing.
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: Mario500 on May 28, 2013, 06:50:26 am
This is the one death that for whatever reason just drives you up the wall.  Deaths that will make you want to use every single cuss word in the book, plus a a few foreign ones as well.

OK, I'll get this started.  I could name a few, but one for me gets me going like no other.   Mainly because it's a complete result of me being a bonehead in the game.  For me it's dying on the ladder.  It doesn't matter where in the game  Rivets, Pie Factory, Barrel, or even Elevator boards.  Almost all of them is completely due a lamebrain move on my part.

So how bout you.  What is your one death that just drives you crazy?

There was no need to be negative toward yourself, because no human is perfect (not even the smartest of people). You did your very best and that is better than doing nothing at all.

As for my deaths in Donkey Kong, none of them made me feel like cursing or cussing (I have never cursed or cussed for any reason). Some of them only made me say "oh" or "aw".
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: LMDAVE on May 28, 2013, 07:26:03 am
Back-to-Back losses are the worst, especially after having a great start. While you're trying ot get it out of your head about how bad you just got screwed (or screwed yourself), another one happens on the same board.
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: Xermon54 on May 28, 2013, 09:41:46 am
Ethan, I thought it would've been dying on the kill screen before getting killed by the kill screen for you.

Personally, I would've said dying from the XX_X combination, but since I started avoiding it by wall-jumping, it's no more a problem for me right now.

I would personally say thta the most annoying death is point pressing on top, forward jumping over the X_X___X then backjumping over the last barrel, then climbing down, then forward jumping to the left this combination again and backjumping the last barrel. 90%+ of the time, you're able to do it without getting a barrel in the face, but sometime, depending on Kong's randomness, after landing the backjump after climbing down the ladder, you will get a barrel in the face in front of the middle ladder.

This frustrates me, because the 2x X_X___X is the coolest grouping to do in Donkey Kong, and it gives a lot of points if you can climb immediately after. So dying from bad randomness by doing this grouping is annoying. (I tried to explain this situation as best as I could, maybe someone can translate what I said if some don't understand!)
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: danman123456 on May 28, 2013, 10:28:10 am
Elevators since they are 100% in my control. I've gotten better last few days but still super annoying! I think the worst for me is what happened yesterday when I got deep in the game. Running the boards and a fireball makes it up the barrel stage faster then you can climb the ladders. Totally frustrating to watch him climb ladder after ladder right on your heels and then trap you when your JRTFBDN. GRRRRRRR
Title: Re: The Donkey Kong Deaths you just can't stand!
Post by: marinomitch13 on May 28, 2013, 04:53:46 pm
Don't worry, Vince, I completely understood what you were describing. I like pressing/grouping that situation as well. However, I hate it even more when you die up top doing the first back jump like in Dean's video: http://www.twitch.tv/up2ng/c/926270 (http://www.twitch.tv/up2ng/c/926270)