Thank you much, good sirs! I updated my above post, with the TG submission link, and an unfortunate realization that I failed to state my name at the start of the run.
I also want to add that this run came at the end of 2 days, and probably 40 failed or abandoned runs, none of which got so far as the the first pie factory without losing a man.
The point is, to those who are striving for their first kill screen and/or other goals in the game, keep at it. For all the failed attempts and unfortunate rolls of the proverbial dice (or results of the RNG in this case), there will always be that one game in the bunch that makes it all worth it.
