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Worst CPU attarct mode performances of all time
« on: March 23, 2019, 10:00:21 pm »
Use this thread to post your nominations for the CAG that has the worst fucking attempt to play the game well.
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Re: Worst CPU attarct mode performances of all time
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2019, 11:14:01 pm »
garegga. they just randomly press buttons
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Re: Worst CPU attarct mode performances of all time
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2019, 01:38:03 am »
D2K.

Jumpman, on the foundry stage, does a straight jump, stands there for a few seconds, walks past the ladder, jumps over two of the fire pits, then falls into the third.

Every single time, with no variation, and there are no alternate sequences showing one of the other new stages or classic stages. Just that one. Over and over and over.

I've tried to understand what Jeff K. was thinking, and the only conclusion I can come to is that it's a joke of some sort.
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Re: Worst CPU attarct mode performances of all time
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2019, 10:59:35 am »
garegga. they just randomly press buttons

Must be one of my INPs.
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Re: Worst CPU attarct mode performances of all time
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2023, 11:55:35 pm »
Ha My attract mode took 2 years to adjudicate but still wasn't passed fttt Mine is the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be ..  <Allen> <Allen>
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